A loud clapping of a door
accompanied by an outrageous scream of a name jolted me up from the nap I had
involuntarily fallen into. Rubbing my eyes filled with the sleepy tears, I
raised my vision to penetrate through the window to view the front gates of my
two infamous neighbours. Another one of their usual squabble. “The place has to
be named as Squabble Gates”, I chuckled to myself. That was like the 24th
choice in the list of the Gate Names, but I always preferred calling it simply
the Gates. I always liked to while away time in worthy matters like this list
creation compared to unworthy matters like reading the giant book which had
been in front of me for the past 2 weeks. “How could one even write such a huge
book without any story or picture?” I had always wondered. I turned my eyes
back to the dull words on the even more dullish page while I sent my ear out on
vacation at the Gates.
My ears sent back signals to my
brain that the duel between the two heads of the house. Mr. Reddy and Mr. Lalit
Kumar, both in their 60s, was about Curie, the pet cat of Mr. Reddy’s family.
“It has scratched the seat covers
of my son’s bike,” screamed Mr. Kumar.
“It’s SHE not IT,” snapped back
Mr. Reddy.
“How many times should I warn you
to tie up your pussy cat…Else I will have to complain to the association…” said
Mr. Kumar dangerously.
“Do what you can…” replied Mr. Reddy
casually.
Realising my chapter in front of
me was rather more interesting than the topic of the argument outside, I pulled
all my senses back to complete my syllabus for the exams. They had disappointed
me with a boring topic this time.
It had been 2 years since I moved
in to rented house in the first floor of Mrs. Anita’s house. I had never liked
the idea of hostels or PGs. I had always wanted to live on my own, and Anita Aunty,
being my mother’s close friend, graciously offered me to stay in her house till
I had completed my studies. I had tried to be of whatever help I could in
return. The colony I had lived in had two rows of houses, and the window from
my portion zoomed on the opposite row of houses, slowly generating my interest
in viewing the squabbles between Reddys and Kumars as a hobby in due time.
I had no idea how deep rooted the
raging attitude was between the two families. I had seen them fighting for more
or less every matter under the sun. I had never understood the reason behind
such inert enmity. Was it because of the principles each family carried? Was it
because of their own culture? Or was it just plain ego? I would never know.
Perhaps I would choose to make a project on human behaviour and take my
neighbours as my sample.
Sometimes, the arguments develop
to be very serious that, I would spend hours watching the drama from the
window. At least for the next week or two after that, there would be an eerie
silence at the Gates, a silence which used to seem more dangerous than the open
fight itself.
It wasn’t just the Kings of the
family always at loggerheads, but every member in the family had a matching
fighting partner from the other family. Exception were the kids. It was funny
how the kids of both the houses got along with each other very nicely. Mr.
Kumar’s grandson and Mr. Reddy’s grandson studied in the same class in the same
school. Though their parents competed with each other with respect to their son’s
marks, the boys seemed to be very cool about it. Seeing them play cricket and
football at the Gates was a pleasure, at the same time, I felt so jealous
seeing them play while I had to hog my books. Mr. Kumar’s grandson loved
playing with his friend’s little brother, 2 years old. The funny part was how
Mr. Kumar himself used to leave the little one to play with his enemy’s
grandson. Perhaps he was fond of that boy. Every time I thought about the weird
relationship both the families lived with, my chapters looked less complicated.
I could remember every major
arguments both the families had had in the past two years. Once Mrs Kumar was
screaming about the nasty smell from Mrs Reddy’s kitchen. Apparently, the Kumars
were vegetarians and couldn’t stand the smell of the chicken korma. A debate on
freedom of expression and freedom of cooking and eating followed for the next
45 minutes, halting the cooking process in the rest of the houses.
Once, Mr Kumar’s son, Rakesh, had
parked his car inching a little over into Mr Reddy’s house’s line of control. Heated
exchanges queued, followed by Mr Reddy’s son, Vinay parking his car in a
position impossible for Rakesh to move his car.
Another interesting fight was
over the garden of two trees, and few plants. The tree of the Reddys crossed
the line of control of Kumars. Screaming match began impromptu and arrows of complaints
that included leaves making a mess on the corridor and uncalled visits from
various insects’ families were registered.
Other arguments were: encouraging
beggars, qualms about the other’s housemaid, skewed garbage bags outside and
the smell from it, debate over association issues, noise from carpentry work,
and many more. Of course, there should have been many other issues which I would
have missed when I was in college. I wish there was an online portal to give
live updates of the Gates.
Another interesting exchange was
the fight over their common compound wall. Mr Reddy had raised the height of
the compound wall amidst strong objection from Mr Kumar. Apart from increasing
the height, he had sown sharp objects on the top to prevent anyone or anything
to climb inside. Mr Kumar objected
saying kids were around and they might get hurt while playing. Mr Reddy didn’t
find any meaning in his counter’s argument. In fact, he argued saying Mr Reddy
is getting a secured wall on one side for free because of him. When the two
Kings were in the fighting pits, their Queens always stood like escorts,
nodding their heads vigorously and pointing fingers at their opponents,
reiterating the same point again and again. They must have always mugged up
their lessons, I pondered. I had always wondered how the two families, in spite
of so many differences, still lived together. The Reddys attended Mr. Kumar’s
second son’s wedding I heard, and had a happy time too.
After the cat squabble, the week
had been relatively silent at the Gates. I had completed by last exam by God’s
grace and was happy and relaxed. I had switched on a movie on my laptop when I heard
a loud scream. Assuming, the Gates was back in work, I peeped out. I immediately
sensed something was terribly wrong. Women and kids from all the houses were
racing to Mr Kumar’s house. “What was wrong?” I wondered as I continued
watching from the window, standing nervously. I saw Mr Kumar’s panic stricken daughter
in law, running downstairs from the terrace. A moment later, I realised what
the situation was.
The little boy, Mr Kumar’s 2 year
old grandson had supposedly fallen down from the terrace, terrace which was in
the second floor from the ground. I could feel my heart beat faster, as one of
the neighbour woman picked up the child from the bushes of the plants. The boy
was screaming, as his mother shambled quickly to him, hugging him and checking
if he was alright. It seemed like there was no men present at the Kumar’s then.
I still watched as Mr. Reddy’s daughter in law fetched a bottle of water from
her house, while Mrs Kumar helped the boy drink it. The boy continued
screaming, leaving everyone in fear. There was no blood wound, probably an
internal wound? Everyone’s mind spoke
the same. In a split second, Vinay started his car, with the ladies of the Kumar’s
household, and his wife climbing in. The car whooshed leaving the rest of the
neighbours huddled anxiously.
I still stood by the window,
thinking about the boy. I prayed for his good health, as I continued watching
the group of women discussing, few pointing at the terrace, few others looking
at the bush. Few other bystanders joined the crowd, getting themselves informed.
I sat down investigating about the fall when I saw Anita Aunty talking to the
ladies. I realised mostly every member of the rest of the houses were standing
near the Gates, neighbours who had rushed to help.
Suddenly, I felt a pang of horror
and guilt. What was I doing, sitting in my room and watching through the
window. Why didn’t I run to help my neighbour? The Reddys who had always had
problems with the Kumars were the ones to help and take the boy to the hospital
immediately. They had buried their petty arguments and differences when the
other was in need. They had forgotten the harsh words exchanged all these
years. Do even relatives do that what a neighbour did today? When both the
families could be so helpful to each other, why couldn’t they stay cordial all
these years?
I decided to walk down and take
part in the discussion so as to not be termed as arrogant and careless. The
next moment I realised I would be too late into the huddle as I watched few
women walking back to their home. I felt I should at least talk to Aunty and
express my concern.
I had to board my train home that
night but I hadn’t packed. There had been no news from the hospital which made
me very jittery. I constantly called Aunty to know if she had any news but
none. It was time and I had to leave. As I arranged my bags in the taxi, I saw
Vinay driving into the colony. Immediately, Aunty and the other neighbours, who
had been constantly guarding the Gates from their houses, waiting for someone
to arrive, speeded to know what happened. I, this time, joined the group. I was
relieved to know the little boy was alright, and had a small bump for which the
doctors had suggested for a scan. Apart from that, the boy had survived without
any injuries miraculously.
I heard Vinay calling up someone
to come to his house and remove the sharp objects on the top. I couldn’t
imagine what could have happened in case the boy had…
I slowly walked back to the taxi
to go home. I had never realised that neighbours weren’t just people living
next door, but they were family living next door. In spite of numerous problems,
they would always be there when you were in need, however unfair they could
have been before.
Aunty used to call me at least
twice a month whenever I went home for holidays. But this time I made it a
point to call and inform Aunty that I had reached home safely. This time I made
sure to get a small gift for her, for reasons beyond my understanding. It could
be because I really love her or it could be because I was grateful to her. When
I went back to Aunty’s place after the vacation and took my position in front
of the window, and opened a new giant book, my eyes instinctively went towards
the Gates. A smile slowly made way to my face as I saw Mr. Kumar and Mr. Reddy
at the Gates, having their usual squabble, this time pipes being the debate
topic. I felt a sudden admiration for them.
The End.